We were going to call this piece the "Magic Shell" but we anonymously received messages from an unnamed confectionary manufacturing concern regarding "misleading advertising" and "non-creamy toppings" and we were somewhat alarmed. Then we realized it was probably quite a non-issue since the warnings were all written in chocolate syrup on our windshields. 

•  80gm of recycled polyester Tactical Insulation
• 10K Waterproofing / 10K Breathability
• Athletic Fit
• Fully taped seams
• Exposed faux metal zippers
• Dual level hand warmer pockets
• Lift Caddy
• Tricot lined utility pocket
• Magic Square on right hand gaiter
• No Damn Snow Dam
• 14" No-B.O. pit zips
• Phantom Thumbderwear
• Powder Patrol System
• Pass/Key clip in chest pocket
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL

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